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I made a new twitter account because why not. Follow me and I’ll follow back once I’m off work. ♡

I made a new twitter account because why not. Follow me and I’ll follow back once I’m off work. ♡

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fuckinglesbian:

This is my favorite thing of all the things

fuckinglesbian:

This is my favorite thing of all the things

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corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

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April 14th, 2014 // 169,400 notes
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sailor-tsukin0:

You are just NOT allowed to judge the way that Mamoru looks until you see him after a shower

'cause then it's when he transforms in supersexyfuckingorgeousman

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geekishchic:

volouminous:

*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

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April 10th, 2014 // 731,780 notes
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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

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omgmyfeels:

princessjaneece:

o wow

oh my god

YES TO ALL OF THESE PLS

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mccartney-stole-my-rubber-soul:

s-trawberryfieldsforever:

BAAAAABE

can i be paul mccartney’s personal hair fluffer?!?!?!?

mccartney-stole-my-rubber-soul:

s-trawberryfieldsforever:

BAAAAABE

can i be paul mccartney’s personal hair fluffer?!?!?!?

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